The UCC is the Universal Church Of Cuddle, the shock troops of cuddle-dom. It is headed by Rick Jensen, The High Grand Pooh-Bear of UCC. He fixes broken hearts. Other Members include Bill Bacon, the Translator of The Ancient Book of Cuddle, Deby Gensler, The Koalamatician, and Jeff Foehringer, who appears to have gone home for the summer *grin*. Anyone can be a member, as long as you believe in your heart that you can go forth and cuddle-ply. The UCC has one mission: to cuddle all those in need.
[If Rick can get in touch, maybe we can make this answer a bit better...]
Written by Robert "Pooky" Beyer.
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Last modified: November 05, 1998 by Locksley