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Rilly Kewl Newbie Postings

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[First posting by Bryan the Tattered Teddy Bear]

*whirl*

What was that strange noise he wondered?

*whirl*

There it is again!

*whirl*

What ever is that stra ... oh there it is.

[He sees a nerf (TM) boomerang circle around him]

Gee that sure was close *he thought*. I wonder where that came from? Maybe I should follow it. But what if I come across someone from cuddleland? I have been lurking about here for 4 days or so but I just do not know if I am ready to meet anyone let alone share *hugs*.

*He thinks to himself* Being shy is really a curse. But you know, if anything can help me with that, CUDDLELAND can!

Thanks to the magic of my news reader and my cuddleland providers I was able to live a months (1400 messages) worth of experiences *even the magic of cuddleland's own Wizard Huy couldn't do that*. I was able to *smile* and be *happy*, sometimes be *very sad*, and be *enlightened* on where the "cuddle" in cuddleland comes from. I also learned to ignore those nasty flamers *ick* that keep wandering through.

I have been all around the land seeing the forest and finding that seldom traveled path to a clearing with a beautiful rose *she almost saw me*. I went for a dip in the cuddle pond (or was that lake or ocean). I took a quick nap at the big oak at the top of the hill *the snow was a little could but I was weally tired*. I visited Pooky's cuddle page *blush* *oops, that was RL*. I even attended a "How to Hug" class at Cuddle U *I was the one in the back that no one seemed to notice*.

I still haven't found the floating tower or the nerf (TM) ball fight, however! I even was able to meet *well not in person* many wonderful people and hear many *sad* and *wonderful* stories. And that Princess Judy. Somehow I get a picture of Elvira floating through my head when ever I see a message from her. *I better be careful of her and her black licorice*.

Maybe I should just leave cuddleland now while I still can.

*whistling sound*

Not another boomerang *he thought*!

*WHISTLING SOUND*

Oh no, I remember what that sou ... *KERSPLAT!* *ouch*. That snowball hurt *as he rubs his arm*! Well I am to far from the border to leave cuddleland, so, I guess it is time to go meet everybody.

[He wonders up to the top of the hill to see if he can find who threw that snowball]

[After reaching the top of that hill he wipes his forehead]

I am so out of shape!

[He looks but doesn't see anyone] Well I guess it's that time!

[He clears his voice and speaks in as load of voice as he possibly can]

My name is Bryan and I am an Alcoholic *blush* I mean ... a newbie. *All these newbies that have been appearing in the last month remind me of AA meetings you see on TV* I am so embawwassed. *BLUSH*

[He reaches into his new backpack which he got for this quests into cuddleland and pulls out fresh RED licorice and spiced jellybeans]

Here. This is to share with all my new friends. *he says shyly*

I used to have peanut m&m's (TM) but I ... um ... you see ... I was lurking ... I have been here for several days and ... um ... well you see ... *blush* ... I got hungry! *looking down at the ground*

[But then a smile comes to his face]

Oh, I almost forgot something special for pooky, my alt.cuddle idle

[He rummages around in the backpack and pulls out a rubber chicken]

Oh no, no, that will never do!

[Returning to his backpack he replaces the rubber chicken and finally finds ...]

"Pooky snacks" (TM). Sorry, I was so busy trying to catch up on my reading about cuddleland that I had no time to make them myself. Instead I went to the store and, silly me, I asked for "Pooky snacks" (TM).

After being asked to leave that very uncuddly store I went to a much cuddlier store and got some chocolate fudge covered oreo's.

Well no one has arrived yet which makes me *sad*. I guess everyone is busy with RL things (hope that thesis is going well Princess KaCee).

((((((warm long-distance hugs to KaaCee and the tower dweller))))))

Until someone does show up I guess I will just need to practice at what I am the bestest at

*BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BEAR HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS*

to all newbies, middlebies and oldbies in cuddleland!

[He thinks to himself]

Maybe one of these days I will get over my shyness and build up my self-esteem a little so I can share *cuddles* and *snuggles* and all that other stuff with everyone. Maybe I should just *HUG* myself.

Bryan the tattered Teddy Bear

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And Here's the reply ...

Bryan cuddled, nuzzled, and scribbled a rilly awesome newbie posting ...

*whirl*

What was that strange noise he wondered?
[He sees a nerf (TM) boomerang circle around him]

[Pooky's still been idly throwing NERF(tm) boomerangs attempting to capture some unsuspecting lurkers. *giggle*smile* ... *wave*to*Andrea*in*Ottawa*]

Gee that sure was close *he thought*. I wonder where that came from?

[Pooky, being blissfully unaware (as he is most of the time) wasn't paying much attention to the boomerangs travels, otherwise he might have noticed Brayn there on the outskirts ...]

Maybe I should follow it. But what if I come across someone from cuddleland?

[Little Gimminy Cricket voice] "You should hug and cuddle them."

I have been lurking about here for 4 days or so but I just do not know if I am ready to meet anyone let alone share *hugs*.

*He thinks to himself* Being shy is really a curse. But you know, if anything can help me with that, CUDDLELAND can!

[And with those last thoughts ...]

*POUNCE*
*FLOUNCE*
*WOUNCE*
*TROUNCE*
*SPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRROOOOIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!*

*NEWBIE*CUDDLES*NEWBIE*SNUGGLES*NEWBIE*TICKLES*NEWBIE*HUGGLES*
*NEWBIE*CUDDLES*NEWBIE*SNUGGLES*NEWBIE*TICKLES*NEWBIE*HUGGLES*
*NEWBIE*CUDDLES*NEWBIE*SNUGGLES*NEWBIE*TICKLES*NEWBIE*HUGGLES*

*hugga*snuggle*tickle*cuddle*nuzzle*cuddle*hug*hug*hug*snuggle*tickle*hugga* *hug*snuggle*cuddle*nuzzle*tickle*cuddle*pooky bear*cuddles*nuzzle*cuddle*hug* *hugga*hugga*pooky bear cuddles*happy cuddles*hug*cuddle*cuddle*hug*giggle* *snuggle*cuddle*hug*cuddle*hug*hug*cuddle*snuggle*cuddle*snuggle*hug*huggle* *nuzzle*cuddle*hug*snuggle*hug*snuggle*hug*hugga*wugga*hugga*cuddle*snuggle*

[ And Bryan tells us all again about what a wonderful place we have here where the "cuddle" in Cuddleland comes from, and of the many wonderful inhabitants: Huy the Wizard, The beautiful Rose, Pooky, Princess Judy, and all the cuddlers trapped in the tower ... ]

*I was able to *smile* and be *happy*, sometimes be *very sad*, and be *enlightened* on where the "cuddle" in cuddleland comes from.

*big*warm*smile* ... and a *HUGE*TEDDY*BEAR*TO*TEDDY*BEAR*HUG*

*I visited Pooky's cuddle page *blush* *oops, that was RL*.

Blush? *smile* ... That's my job. :) *blush* ...

I hope the cuddle pages worked perfectly for you. :)

*And that Princess Judy.

Psst ... *giggle* ... Judy! You're being talked about ... :)

Somehow I get a picture of Elvira floating through my head when ever I see a message from her. *I better be careful of her and her *black licorice*.

Elvira? *giggle* ... Not quite. :) Judy has lovlier hair, a bounteous smile, and is just incredibly sensual when she's all dressed up in her black leather outfit. *wolf*whistle* ... *yowza*yowza*hubba*hubba*giggle*smile* ... Ahem. (Ah how the mind's eye works ;)

But you'd definately be wary of those black licorice whips ... *wink*

[He reaches into his new backpack which he got for this quests into cuddleland and pulls out fresh RED licorice and spiced jellybeans]

Here. This is to share with all my new friends. *he says shyly*

Whoo-hoo!!! *Pooky*munches*on*a*RED*licorice*rope* ... *yummy!* *hugga*hugga*hugga*smile*

Oh, I almost forgot something special for pooky, my alt.cuddle idle

Idle? *giggle* ... Yup. That's me ... groundless, worthless, useless, inactive and lazy. *smile* ... I love spending my time doing nothing ... but cuddling! On what grounds? Just because! For what worth? The richness of a hug! What possible use does it serve? None but to make you happier! Inactive? Not when your cuddling! Lazy? Only when I have marshmallows and a roaring fire in the fireplace. Yep! ;) ... I'm definatly idle.

"Pooky snacks" (TM). Sorry, I was so busy trying to catch up on my reading about cuddleland that I had no time to make them myself.
Instead I went to the store and, silly me, I asked for "Pooky snacks"(TM).

*giggle* ... Pooky Snacks are only here in Cuddleland. :) They're rilly yummy, and they give me the courage and strength to do things. Hmmm ... maybe we could give you a few Pooky Snacks(tm), and then you'd overcome the shyness. :) [Pooky holds out one of his precious supply of Pooky Snacks(tm) for Bryan]

*Maybe one of these days I will get over my shyness and build up my self-esteem a little so I can share *cuddles* and *snuggles* and all that other stuff with everyone. Maybe I should just *HUG* myself.

Pooky smiles, and then gives Bryan the whole bag of Pooky snacks ...

"They always work for me and give me courage." *smile*hugga*hugga*cuddle*

Bryan the tattered Teddy Bear

I'm sure that the cuddlers here can fix a few of those tatters ... but it just goes to show how loved you rilly are! *snuggle*hugga*smile*

With hugs, cuddles, and *NEWBIE*SNUGGLES*,

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Compiled by Robert P. "Pooky" Beyer

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Last modified: November 05, 1998 by Locksley