by Janice "Jellibun" McCready May
Hello, darling newbie, We're glad you are here, We're so glad to meet you, Delurk with good cheer We welcome you now To this land strange and fun Get ready for wuzzles From bear and from bun We're happy to see you We want to be pals We don't really care If you're guys or you're gals We hope you can stay And we hope you'll take part But first a few words, That come straight from the heart. The royalty play They don't make up the rules They're just folks just like you On this grand ship of fools They'll answer your questions They could be your friends But when they slip up Like the rest, make amends We're human beans first And then Duck, Bun and Bear But whoever you are Be assured that we care Sometimes we get heated Our words may seem rough But please don't start flaming Or leave in a huff Just send us a note Say the words were weren't good It could just well be That we're misunderstood If we can keep talking There's no need to flame To say nasty words Or to hand out the blame Sometimes you'll see posts that are not very neat Dead Christians, Fast Money, and Girls you can Meet The answer to these are quite short and quite sweet, Please press, very firmly, the key marked "delete". And now, Gentle newbie, we bid you godspeed And please let us know if there's something you need We'll give you mass cuddles, we'll help you have fun We hope that your time here will not soon be done!
Quoted with permission of the author, Janice "Jellibun" McCready May "Bride of Balloo" etc., so-on and so-forth.
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Last modified: November 05, 1998 by Locksley