by Janice "Jellibun" McCready May
Hello, darling newbie,
We're glad you are here,
We're so glad to meet you,
Delurk with good cheer
We welcome you now
To this land strange and fun
Get ready for wuzzles
From bear and from bun
We're happy to see you
We want to be pals
We don't really care
If you're guys or you're gals
We hope you can stay
And we hope you'll take part
But first a few words,
That come straight from the heart.
The royalty play
They don't make up the rules
They're just folks just like you
On this grand ship of fools
They'll answer your questions
They could be your friends
But when they slip up
Like the rest, make amends
We're human beans first
And then Duck, Bun and Bear
But whoever you are
Be assured that we care
Sometimes we get heated
Our words may seem rough
But please don't start flaming
Or leave in a huff
Just send us a note
Say the words were weren't good
It could just well be
That we're misunderstood
If we can keep talking
There's no need to flame
To say nasty words
Or to hand out the blame
Sometimes you'll see posts that are not very neat
Dead Christians, Fast Money, and Girls you can Meet
The answer to these are quite short and quite sweet,
Please press, very firmly, the key marked "delete".
And now, Gentle newbie, we bid you godspeed
And please let us know if there's something you need
We'll give you mass cuddles, we'll help you have fun
We hope that your time here will not soon be done!
Quoted with permission of the author, Janice "Jellibun" McCready May "Bride of Balloo" etc., so-on and so-forth.
Please see the copyright notice.
Last modified: November 05, 1998 by Locksley