These are just examples of Tal attacks. Just enjoy them for what they are, more than anything else ... Tal can (hopefully) be found at: dl4s@+andrew.cmu.edu or email@example.com.
-- Specifically, what is a Tal attack? *POUNCE OUT FROM THE NET ONTO TIM* *POUNCE TIM* *BOUNCE TIM* *FLOUNCE TIM* *TROUNCE TIM* *HUG* *hug* *BOUNCY hug* *tickling cuddles* *runs away* *moment of silence* *hear hooves tramplin down mountain* *Tal on horse, waving fuzzy sword, Charges Tim* *TICKLE TIM WITH FUZZY SWORD!!!* *chuckles to self* Well, you did ask.... *giggles* *cuddle* Tal
-- I am new to this newsgroup, and I must say I am happy I -- stumbled across it *sigh contentedly* newbie..... *after a long time of looking at computer* *pannic strikes....no creative ideas!!!!!!* *thinks quickly* *Pounce forth* *flying huggle tackle newbie* *hugg* *hugg* *hugg* *hugg* *hugg* *hugg* *flounce around with newbie* *show newbie how to bounce cuddle* *give newbie pice of strawberry pie* *START FOOD FIGHT* *cuddle all involved* *smiles* Tal
-- I'm at home and I don't get to regularly read, but I do try -- to look over alt.cuddle when I have time or feel blue. I've -- had a rough start to summer but don't feel like going into -- it right now. [...] *charge down mountain at "bad stuff" attacking Sarah* *waving fuzzy sword* *Tickle bad stuff with fuzzy sword* *massive tickle meele with fuzzy sword* *valient effort against bad stuff...finally forced to retreat* *pout...it didn't become good stuff (yet)* Don't worry, I'll help you track this one down if you wish... *Present self as a Companion(tm)* *smile* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* Hope that helps... Tal
-- Hey Anthony! *SUPER CUDDLERS AND HUGS* I'm a newbie too, -- so let's face the newbie music together. Wow!!!!!! Lots'o' newbies (and lurkers) *wiggle rump* *tail lashes back and forth* *tigger growl* ^^^^^^^^---it's a cat thing.... *giggle* *watch the newbie with wide eyes* *watch the newbie fall into the trap* *POUNCE* *POUNCE newbie in the trap* *cuddle* *massage back* *massage shoulders* *temple massage* *cuddle* *chuckle* You know, I just keep getting stuck in these newbie traps with the newbies....*giggle* *offer Jen to use me as a pillow* *cuddle newbie* *temple massage until Jen falls asleep* *cuddle sleeping Jen* *fall asleezzzzzzzz....zzzzzzz....zzzz....* (cuddling Jen) Tal -still stuck in a newbie trap (with a newbie)
-- I should ask for a Tal attack, since I haven't gotten one yet! *Tal looks out window* *sees newbie* *looks at computer* *looks at newbie* *looks at computer* *looks at newbie* *looks at computer* .... *Tal quickly starts automated debug routine on Newbie Detector(tm)* *Tal bounces thorugh the wind....OWW!!* *blush* *shuffle feet* *Tal opens window* *Tal Bounces through the now open window, over the hill and through the woods* *BOUNCE newbie (whose finger daemon will not give me his RL name)* *a zillion extra hugs for the computer glitch* *hugg* *hugg* *hugg* *hugg* *hugg* *hugg* *hugg* *and a bagillion cuddles for being late (as usual)* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *massage back* *massage shoulders* *massage neck* *massage temples* *hug* *hug* Tal
[bad stuff fed to cuddle computer *muncha**muncha**muncha*] * Sheesh - I musta *really* P.O'd the gods! *begin ritual* *burn incense* *filk singing* *dancing* *pray to gods* *plead with gods* *gods return neutral omen* *pout* *angry* *lightbulb* *bounce into the heavens* *cuddle gods into submission* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *cuddle* *gods give better omens* *bounce back down* *smile* *cuddle Joann* *massage Joann's temples* *smile* Any better? Hope so... *extinguish incense* *dim lights* *switch to cuddly music* *cuddle**cuddle**cuddle**cuddle*
Now you have seen a Tal attack. Doesn`t it make you want one?
Compiled by Robert P. "Pooky" Beyer
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Last modified: November 05, 1998 by Locksley